Full of excitment, wonder, drama, tears, laughs...WATCH MARTHA GET INTO WACKY HIJYNXS LIKE:

1. Accidentally goes into chats with stalkers
2. Watches too much TV
3. Has a nervous breakdown over volleyball
4. Plays it and DOESN'T SUCK....well she does but not as bad as she thought
5. Studies her brain off
6. PRAYS FOR A SNOW DAY
7. Throws people's waterbottles
8. HAS CRAZY WACKY TIMES W/FRIENDS
9. RUNS A MUCK IN THE ZOO

Okay 5 points to whoever guesses which one isn't true....okay so that's the rundown of my life now here's TV reviews.

Secret Life of The American Teenager: Or as I call it: SHOW WHERE EVERYONE MAKES OUT WITH EVERYONE BUT NEVER HAS GOOD SEX! So i have missed this show, it's so funny! I love how no one goes hmmm guys you're 15 DON'T GET MARRIED....I love jack defending them when he barely knows either. I love Grace though she's so cute and she and Ricky are really cute. Adrian is so funny too love how she's bitchy and slutty but smart, like Rachel on OTH. But I was so sad, WHERE WAS THE WORST ACTOR EVER: GRACE'S DAD?! I had to settle for the second worst: Amy's dad. I also loved seeing Amy's sister Ashley again who has one tone of voice. I also adored Tom and his gf...so cute...in a slightly offensive way.

Gossip Girl: I FUCKING LOVE CHUCK AND BLAIR!!! If everyone but them left I'd still watch. Okay Idk how I feel about the reunion of D&S....cuz they are so cute and have oodles of chemistry but can they make it work again so soon?! WHERE WERE NATE AND VANESSA?! I want more love scenes for them. Oh Jenny, I may love you again, way to own those bitches however shame Nellie Yuki, shame shame, I liked you but way to screw over the one chick who was nice to you! I don't trust Uncle Jack WHATSOEVER! Okay, WHERE WAS MATT DOYLE....I WANNA KNOW WHAT BECAME OF HIM AND ERIC!!!!!! GRRRRR GIVE THEM A ONE ON ONE SCENE GEEZ....Don't throw in a gay character and wuss out on us.

One Tree Hill: Omigod, this episode is reason number 439889475489 why I love Brooke/Sophia Bush...she fucking owned that guy and what I love is she doesn't need someone to rescue her, she can save herself! Omigod...CLEARLY I WAS NOT LISTENED TO WHEN I SAID GIVE HALEY SCENES WITHOUT JAIME! Nathan got some kick ass scenes but nope Haley is at home again...oh and had a cute "ZOMG MY FRIEND IS PREGGERS SCENE"...However, shouldn't Brooke be godmother to Peyton's kid....just saying, I know it was a joke by Haley but yeah....or baby can have 2. Okay not gonna lie LP was cute at the end. Also, BRULIAN NOW!!!!!! MOUTH AND MILLICENT *SOBS*....I'm not mad at Millie...I'm mad at Owen, he knew Millie was drunk and he KNEW she had a bf and was a virgin so he's an ass! Poor thing, she wanted it to be special and now she can't go back!!!! I started crying at the end, such a good epi...however...NATHAN AND HALEY PUT A SHOCK COLLAR ON YOUR SON HE'S ALWAYS RUNNING AWAY!

Oh and Brian is now gone from ATWT but I'm actually gonna miss him....the actor was really good BETTER THAN NEW JADE AND NEW MADDIE!!!!! Ugh I miss the original Jades and Maddies! I can't wait for the Nuke locked on the roof stuff even if it doesn't involve a reunion I just love the idea of Casey locking them on the roof. Anyways, Brian wasn't all bad....I didn't like his attracting to Luke but he did love Lucinda just not in a sexual way and he just wanted to be there for her. That being said, he should not have married her.

So um....not much else to add....I'm watching 90210 and chillaxing and debating writing Matt Doyle a letter......

XOXO,
Martha