Full of excitment, wonder, drama, tears, laughs...WATCH MARTHA GET INTO WACKY HIJYNXS LIKE:

1. Accidentally goes into chats with stalkers
2. Watches too much TV
3. Has a nervous breakdown over volleyball
4. Plays it and DOESN'T SUCK....well she does but not as bad as she thought
5. Studies her brain off
6. PRAYS FOR A SNOW DAY
7. Throws people's waterbottles
8. HAS CRAZY WACKY TIMES W/FRIENDS
9. RUNS A MUCK IN THE ZOO

Okay 5 points to whoever guesses which one isn't true....okay so that's the rundown of my life now here's TV reviews.

Secret Life of The American Teenager: Or as I call it: SHOW WHERE EVERYONE MAKES OUT WITH EVERYONE BUT NEVER HAS GOOD SEX! So i have missed this show, it's so funny! I love how no one goes hmmm guys you're 15 DON'T GET MARRIED....I love jack defending them when he barely knows either. I love Grace though she's so cute and she and Ricky are really cute. Adrian is so funny too love how she's bitchy and slutty but smart, like Rachel on OTH. But I was so sad, WHERE WAS THE WORST ACTOR EVER: GRACE'S DAD?! I had to settle for the second worst: Amy's dad. I also loved seeing Amy's sister Ashley again who has one tone of voice. I also adored Tom and his gf...so cute...in a slightly offensive way.

Gossip Girl: I FUCKING LOVE CHUCK AND BLAIR!!! If everyone but them left I'd still watch. Okay Idk how I feel about the reunion of D&S....cuz they are so cute and have oodles of chemistry but can they make it work again so soon?! WHERE WERE NATE AND VANESSA?! I want more love scenes for them. Oh Jenny, I may love you again, way to own those bitches however shame Nellie Yuki, shame shame, I liked you but way to screw over the one chick who was nice to you! I don't trust Uncle Jack WHATSOEVER! Okay, WHERE WAS MATT DOYLE....I WANNA KNOW WHAT BECAME OF HIM AND ERIC!!!!!! GRRRRR GIVE THEM A ONE ON ONE SCENE GEEZ....Don't throw in a gay character and wuss out on us.

One Tree Hill: Omigod, this episode is reason number 439889475489 why I love Brooke/Sophia Bush...she fucking owned that guy and what I love is she doesn't need someone to rescue her, she can save herself! Omigod...CLEARLY I WAS NOT LISTENED TO WHEN I SAID GIVE HALEY SCENES WITHOUT JAIME! Nathan got some kick ass scenes but nope Haley is at home again...oh and had a cute "ZOMG MY FRIEND IS PREGGERS SCENE"...However, shouldn't Brooke be godmother to Peyton's kid....just saying, I know it was a joke by Haley but yeah....or baby can have 2. Okay not gonna lie LP was cute at the end. Also, BRULIAN NOW!!!!!! MOUTH AND MILLICENT *SOBS*....I'm not mad at Millie...I'm mad at Owen, he knew Millie was drunk and he KNEW she had a bf and was a virgin so he's an ass! Poor thing, she wanted it to be special and now she can't go back!!!! I started crying at the end, such a good epi...however...NATHAN AND HALEY PUT A SHOCK COLLAR ON YOUR SON HE'S ALWAYS RUNNING AWAY!

Oh and Brian is now gone from ATWT but I'm actually gonna miss him....the actor was really good BETTER THAN NEW JADE AND NEW MADDIE!!!!! Ugh I miss the original Jades and Maddies! I can't wait for the Nuke locked on the roof stuff even if it doesn't involve a reunion I just love the idea of Casey locking them on the roof. Anyways, Brian wasn't all bad....I didn't like his attracting to Luke but he did love Lucinda just not in a sexual way and he just wanted to be there for her. That being said, he should not have married her.

So um....not much else to add....I'm watching 90210 and chillaxing and debating writing Matt Doyle a letter......

XOXO,
Martha

 Okay so before I say anything....Just FYI I'm gonna stop slamming Miley Cyrus on here, it's getting really immature and pointless.  Plus, I feel I've even been a bit harsh and while I may not like her music and she may get on my nerves I do not know her so I'm gonna lay off.

ANYWAYS....I'm gonna summarize Gossip Girl
Blair: Hey Chuck remember when we bet each other and it didn't work out and you had a soul?
Chuck: I'm so hot playing piano in your home
Blair: We're doing that again, and I'm gonna get your limo
Chuck: I get Dorota
Dorata: WTF?!
Blair: He's your 2.0
Chuck: And yours *2.0s make out* WTF?!
Blair: Our plotlines suck.....you know why? Cause we can't say I love you
Chuck:  Wanna dance?
Blair:  Cute 
Fans:  GIVE THEM SOMETHING FUN TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lexi: Hey Dan wanna have sex
Dan: YES
Serena: Dan!
Aaron: And you care why....?
Serena: Duh, he and I are are clearly and epic romance so we can never move on
Dan: Even though in the books that's kinda her and Nate but they have yet to be paired in this
Serena: Ugh stop being so smart...go screw Lexy
Dan:  Nah sex is special
Fangirls: AWWWWWW

Nate/Vanessa: We're cute together.
Jenny:  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Blair's bitches:  Fuck up her dress
Jenny:.....K
Vanessa:  Nate, i love you but you're a manslut so you may stray and I took your letter to Jenny *her dress is see-through, runs away*
Nate: Jenny you've changed.....you have raccoon eyes so I can't date you oh and that was cold!  *gets Vanessa*  I LOVE YOU
Vanessa:  YAY.....let's see how long it lasts 
Fans: You've got 3 episodes tops

*SAME OLD RUFUS/LILY/BART SONG AND DANCE*
Lily:  SERENA, DAN, CHUCK'S DAD IS DEAD
Dan: Mrs. Van Der Woodsen, shouldn't you tell oh i don't know, CHUCK
Lily: STFU DAN!

Anyways.....I miss OTH...A lot....and Nuke....a lot!!!!

CHRISTMAS IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So life has been very good to me lately, very, very good.  Well except at one point last night my friend's ex-friend stalked us just to be a crazy bitch but whatever.  Let's see what else.....damnit, I had a lot to say actually but I'm blanking on all of it.  Oh someone tell my acting class partner to STOP STARING AT MY BOOBS!   stupid horny frosh

Um........idk what else I got....Oh the xmas tree lighting was good on NBC....even my new non-bashee Miley Cyrus was okay.  Oh and Britney WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!!!

So, i'm gonna remember everything once I log off but that's FINE.....not

XOXO, Martha

Gossip Girl:  God poor Blair & Chuck...I'm gonna blame Dan.  Yes, Vanessa did not deserve that crap but Blair is insecure enough about herself and love so that was unnecessary.  Nate & Jenny....I don't know, I LOVED him w/Vanessa but I like how Nate is the only person in that world who cares for her.  However, Chace always seems awkward when he does romance w/her because of the age difference.  So, we'll just have to see then again come on it's Nate & Jenny, he had a better shot w/Blair.  So Serena's type is clearly hot nerds lol, Dan now Aaron...but in the books, wasn't Aaron Blair's step-brother?  Whatever, good episode.

One Tree Hill:  Peyton TOTALLY slept w/producer guy....it's kind of obvious, I don't read spoilers anymore but anyone could gather that.  Sam is such a mini-Rachel, no wonder Brooke cares for her so much.  I loved the Owen/Brooke/Nathan scene especially "Tell him to stop being so 7th grade." line because you know Brooke & Nathan had moments like that in 7th grade with teen relationships.  Back to Sam though, who brings the kid with her to the party?  Come on honey, use your head!  Jaime with her was so cute, if anyone can make someone grow up, it's that kid.

Omigod, I am SO excited for Karen Olivo in WSS and Lauren Graham in Guys & Dolls.  That's going to be amazing! 

Speaking of musicals, I recently discovered, I Love You Because... and it's SO good, very cute!  With everything closing, it & Bare should come to broadway, both are original and amazing so it would be a good idea, all those empty theaters and too many revivals we need a balance....besides 13's theater will be empty soon CUZ IT SUUUUUUCCCCKKKKS...The kids are good, the material is just BAD!

I also got a concept Album from a show called Forward, it's very good!  I especially love one of the songs I Won't Have to Anymore sung by none other than the amazing, cute and amazingly CUTE....JONATHAN GROFF!!!!  Michael Arden who is also a cutie sings a song too.

So LIST....I did overrated/underrated musicals...time for Best Songs from musicals.

Aida:  My Strongest Suit (I know the plot is the love story so maybe my favorite song should reflect that but Sherie is just so amazing, and this song is so addicting to me!)

Avenue Q: If You Were Gay (I fell in love with this one from day 1, it's just so funny!)

Bare:  Bare (it's just so touching and beautiful....I love the original version more, I just wish I could get it!)

Chicago:  All That Jazz (do I have to say why?)

Hairspray:  Without Love (I just adore this one, the vocals by Kerry Butler and everyone else are amazing and it's just fun and great!)

In The Heights: 96, 000 (my god this song is incredible.  The energy and vibrance of it all just made it my favorite right away)

Legally Blonde : So Much Better (this song always puts me in a good mood and LBB is incredible...yes that includes when she doesn't hit/hold the note)

Rent:  La Vie Boheme (if you ask me except for SOL/Finale B, there is no song that better sums up the characters and the show itself, plus it's fun)

Spring Awakening:  Those You've Known (Most beautiful, touching piece in the show, it's just....I can't even find the words)

Title of Show:  Nine People's Favorite Thing (this song is why I wasn't too upset about them closing because yes it sucked but at the same time they were 9 people's favorite thing instead of the mediocre show that people enjoy and see with their kids...hell more than 9 people as Lin would say!)

Wicked:  For Good (once again, touching and beautiful)

Hmmm...my next list will be WORST song!  Cause this list was too cutesy lol

XOXO,
Martha

Gossip Girl:  Damn Blair when Chuck is a better person that you just....wow.  I geuninely think he felt bad for Vanessa and he does love Blair but he's playing the whole if you can't say it, why the hell should I? angle and he's right!  He chased her, it's her turn.  Poor Nate, I'm glad he's living with Dan...I think they work well together, Nate makes Dan less new judgemental Dan and Dan makes Nate more old cool fun Dan.  MATT DOYLE WAS ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I hope he's on again he and Eric have the cutest potential.  I can't decide if I like Bart or not....no clue but seriously who uninvites Matt Doyle to a party?!  Glad Eric was feautured a lot, we need more Eric! 

One Tree Hill:  LP was cute but do I sense major metaphors how Brooke came between them...yes it was just her magazine but still!  Peyton even admitted she gets insecure cause of the tattoo.  However, I loved her stealing his phone and them having sex in his mom bed...or almost because he couldn't do it.  So basically all members of the Naley household must kick people's ass, I love it!  Jaime is so gonna be the most popular kid in school when he's older.  Poor Sam!  She and Brooke work so well together....I can't decide if Owen and Brooke should be together, no clue!  Mouth & Millie are so cute and DAMN Gigi is a SLUT now! 

SA closing:.....ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?  The economy is such crap that we have to close EVERYTHING.  At least it gets til January, which they should have done for LB and [tos] cause it's the HOLIDAY SEASON, You know the time when people COME DOWN TO SEE SHOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Matt Doyle's gonna be sad, Im scared to read his blog because it'll be so sad.

Oh so keep fingers crossed I make Bergen County Chorus....probably won't but cross em anyway!

I am loving the possible Luke/Noah/Kevin triangle Kevin should so come out and love Luke and try to like seduce him and Luke should be like um....well....nah Noah's hotter than you.  Plus, it's about time I do him so bye Kevs! 

Omigod, I watched the saddest movie ever yesterday.  The Days of Wine and Roses, here's the plot:  Joe Clay is a top-notch public relations man. Anything a client wants Joe can arrange for them, whether it be dancing girls or an article in a prominent magazine. Part of the job however is drinking and Joe's ability to consume alcohol seems boundless. When he meets the very pretty Kirsten Arnasen, she prefers chocolate to alcohol but Joe has a solution to that in the form of a Brandy Alexander (made up of brandy and creme de cocoa). They eventually marry but their love is insufficient to prevent them from the downward spiral that alcohol brings to them. They try desperately to break the habit but continually relapse until only one of them manages to break free

It was so effin sad!!!!  I haven't cried that hard at a movie...ever and I cry VERY EASILY!  It just brough out a lot of emotions and pain inside of me.  The couple when they were happy drunks were like my parents the only difference is my parents were able to break free but the woman wasn't and it scared me because it made me see what life could've been if my mom hadn't stopped drinking she would've been like the woman in it because *SPOILER*  Man stops, she can't.  However, even more so the guy was my mom and the girl was my grandfather and it was heartbreaking to watch.  That being said I so reccomend it because the actor Jack Lemmon who plays Joe is BRILLANT as is Lee Rimmeck as Kirsten.

Nothing else to report....well there is but I'm blanking on it

XOXO
Martha

Haven't posted in a while....so TV update, random & Nick & Norah's inifinite playlist review (LATE)

Gossip Girl:  So I'm glad to have the old Serena back cause the bitchy one wasn't working for me.  Blair calling out the guy Serena killed (EVEN THOUGH SHE REALLY DIDN'T KILL HIM) was horrible but on the other hand it was like GOTTA LOVE BLAIR!  Oh Krysta Rodriguez was so cute on it, I ship Nate/Vanessa but I'd ship her and Nate if she came on full time.  Nate & Dan friendship sounds good, and maybe since Chuck is a little too much for Dan, Nate can make Dan less judgmental and lose the "chip on his shoulder" (Nice Lb refernce Natie).  It was kind of random how Serena & Blair were like let's not be friends....nah let's be friends, if I was Blair, I'd be mad that Serena got everything I wanted cause she's charming.  Also, SISSY CAT FIGHT, No facial blows, come on!  All they did was pull hair, LAME!  It was kind of funny how Chuck got Dan tied to that pole, even though I did feel bad for him...but only a little bit.  Jenny is back in my good graces, she's gone back to the cute girl from the start of s1 and I hope she becomes some big time designer.

One Tree Hill:  Of course Peyton's birth father HAS to be an alcoholic and of course he left BUT he's going to come back and she's going to save him.  Yawn, perdictable Peyton plotline....hehe PPP!  Brooke & Sam are a good match, Brooke obviously sees an angstier her in Sam and will be a good motherly figure, even though Brooke is only old enough to be her older sister.  To quote Jaime, OWEN, I'M ON TEAM BROOKE!  I'm glad she slams the door in your face in the promo, YOU have explaining to do.  MOUTH BEING BACK AND GOING BACK TO MILLIE MADE ME SO HAPPY.  I'm glad Nathan will be playing again even if it's some new type of league.  I like Dan now, I know he was evil and creepy but there's something lovable about him now, eh maybe it's cause ANYONE with Jaime is great.

Luke & Noah:  They are so effin cute and I love the Kevin return and Luke running against him for student gov, MAKE HIM CRY SNYDER!  However, Noah when Luke gives you the bedroom eyes, DON'T TALK ABOUT DUSTY!

So Lin is leaving ITH in Feb 09....I HAVE TO SEE IT BEFORE THEN, If I miss Lin, I'll cry and jump off a building.  I make that threat too much, I wanted to up my chem grade so I was like if I don't pass today's test I'll jump off the school! 

Oh so Ringo Starr, what's your problem?  Don't send you fanmail?  A. Your fans are over the age of 20, therefore they KNOW you can't write back also B.  No offense, I love all the Beatles but how much fanmail are you getting?  John Lennon once said you were not only the best drummer in the world but you're not even the best in the Beatles.  Get over yourself!  Paul doesn't do crap like that and he is way more popular.

Nick and Norah:  Such a cute/funny movie!  I loved it, it's way different than the book but I love both.  First, JOHN B. WRIGHT AS LATHARIO OWNS ME!  The head bash was EPIC!  He stole every scene he was in and he didn't even say much.  Anyway, I liked how it ended at the perfect moment, every movie goes on too long nowadays (ENCHANTED, love it but way too much).  Michael Cera is so cute in it and it was just an adorable movie!  Favorite line:  Yeah they're gay, gay, gay, everyday

Let's see....anything else happening with ME....god I can never talk about myself I always freeze up.  I've mostly just been chilling, hanging out with friends, trying to get into Bergen County Chorus.  Spirit Day at school tomorrow, we have to wear black...my tights will be black and the skirt I play to wear has black on it, there happy conformist high school?  So dramatic lol.

XOXO,
Martha

Geez, I mean RENT closing made a little sense to me b/c it wasn't selling well anymore...same w/[tos] but LB and Hairspray were doing well!  WTF?!  Someone fix our goddamn economy, seriously do I have to do these things myself?  BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO, I'LL JUST CRY AND HIT PEOPLE WHO BOTHER ME, SO FIX THINGS! 

Anyway, here's my usual TV update.

Gossip Girl: Remember how I hated Jenny?  Yeah, changed my mind, like her, HATE SERENA!  I blamed Dan for their breakup cause he's judgemental, changed my mind, he's fine, SHE'S A BITCH!  Oh, poor me, I'm Serena, no one understands me except BLAIR AND DAN BUT I'M GOING TO SCREW THEM OVER!  Plus, there is ONE QUEEN BITCH AND THAT IS BLAIR!  Where was Nate btw?  Oh and poor Chuck, his dad is such an ass to him!  Oh and Chuck, honey, no the first story you told Dan was true *huggles Chuck* 

One Tree Hill:  Geez Lucas, way to be an ass to Lindsey!  You should've told her you were marrying her over the phone not when she's asking why you're being so weird about book touring that day.  I'M SO EFFIN GLAD MILLIE IS BACK!  *HOPES MOUTH IS COMING BACK SOON TOO*!  Oh, and poor Nathan, Lucas is the couch, NATHAN PLAYS!  Okay, no for the main plot, HOW OVER THE TOP CAN YOU GET?!  1.  Why was there a pic of Nanny Carrie in the drawer, I guess to show them what she looks like if she comes back but come on, a more realistic picture that obviously wasn't a promotional shot for last season would've worked.  Seriously, they wouldn't have that there.  Oh and then, Deb smashing her in the face with a wine bottle and Dan shooting her in the face, EPIC!  But the fact that she wasn't DEAD was ridiculous, NO ONE LIVES AFTER A GUN SHOT AND WINE BOTTLE TO THE FACE!

Ugly Betty:  Best epi ever!  Poor Hilda, she and the coach were cute but it's getting too weird now, she can't be with him til he dumps his wife!  I loved the minor Betty/Mark conspiring thing, awesome.  Claire knocking over the ice sculpture plus Daniel & Alexis.  Let's see what else happened....ummm well basically Daniel's son is ADORABLE and everyone owned Willehmeana, works for me!

So remember how excited I was for OCTOBER 1ST?!  How I couldn't wait for Noah to come how from Rome and the Battery's Down to go itunes?  BIGGEST LET DOWNS EVER!  So a. Luke and Noah were cute at first I mean look at these shots: 
BUT NO AFTER 2 MINUTES OF CUTE, THEY HAVE TO GO TO A MEETING FOR THE FOUNDATION!  Then they do that, there's drama i don't care about w/Luke's parents so they leave them alone but then THEY AREN'T IN THE REST OF THE EPI!  YOU KIDDING ME?  Whatever happened to the advertised shot of them on the bench looking adorable!  Yes they kissed twice which is good and they were cute but COME ON, give them more.
Noah's face here says it all: It says, yup we're not getting any today

ANYWAY, the Battery's Down, STILL ISN'T ON ITUNES!!!!! WTF!?  I downloaded the videos for now but I really just want the music, not the full epis!  ARGH, ITUNES/JAKE WILSON GET ON THAT.

I started watching Law and Order SVU because....a friend........who will remain anon wanted me to watch it and now I love it.  That is all

XOXO,
Martha!

Yeah, that's right, I have a problem.  I'm not like the rest of my family though who've had problems, see they all turn to alcohol, I turn to gay men.  I've come to realize that a good chunk of my favorite fictional couples are gay and I will watch anything w/gay people especially men.  Great, fine, one problem...

Am I obsessed....or am I like all dudes who like lesbians only the opposite?.....NEW SUBJECT!  YAY  TV!

Gossip Girl:  I do not like Queen S.  Blake Lively just isn't right as the mean girl, Leighton Meester is brillant as Blair.  She plays her as a bitch but also plays her with a vulnerabiltiy that makes you love Blair anyway.  OH AND WHO ELSE CAUGHT REMY ZAKEN?  I was so excited, the SA cast is taking over the CW and I LOVE it!  Oh and Little J, I don't feel bad for you, you got what you deserved.  Vanessa and Nate need to cut the crap and be together, same goes for Chuck and Blair!  Oh, I'm sorry but I LOVE Chuck screwing everyone over just to get to Blair, he's so her soul mate because the only other person who would do that is Queen B herself!  *CAN'T WAIT FOR KRYSTA RODRIGUEZ TO SHOW UP BREIFLY AND FOR MATT DOYLE TO SHOW UP AND BE ERIC'S BOYFRIEND....see I have a problem*

One Tree Hill:  NICK IS SO PEYTONS' REAL DAD!  There is no way around it, he just won't tell her for some unknown reason.  Geez it was so fricking sad that everyone kept seeing Q!  Oh man, I don't know about Brooke's mom, I want to believe she didn't hire the guy to beat up Brooke but all the guy stole was her computer and her sketches!  I also don't know if Brooke should've given away the company but she did own her mom, who by the way gets bitchier and bitchier, who tells their daughter she was an accident?!  I was so mad at Nathan at first it was like Drop the drama queen act Nate, you're not on Gossip Girl, let your mom and Skills be together!  Then, he listened to me, good Nathan!  *CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK AND HOPES HALEY KICKS NANNY CARRIE'S ASS FOR TRYING TO TAKE AWAY JAIME*

ANTM:  I felt so bad for Hannah but I offically am using the phrase "I'm going to pick up my beans and keep on rolling."  I love it!  That was not cool though to have the fashion and be like whoever messes up goes home, NO photo shoot for you!  ISIS!!!!  So sad about her going home but she did not rock it like she should've.

Ugly Betty:  Loved it!  I'm sad she didn't pick Gio though so that is why that is my icon today because they are great. I am glad though she's on her own, it'll be good for her and I loved what her dad said about growing up. I'm sorry but I am so OVER Betty & Henry, he can go and marry Charlie and raise his baby.  Alexis, Alexis, Alexis, STOP SCREWING OVER YOUR FAMILY!  Lindsay Lohan was actually pretty good, I liked her in that role and hope to see her again.  Poor Hilda w/the coach....but who else thought the coach's ringtone was a little gay?....SEE I HAVE A PROBLEM!  Daniel and his son are so cute! 

ATWT:  NOAH COMES BACK ON WED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  THE HUG IN THE PROMO WAS SO FRICKING CUTE AND THE SPOILER SHOTS OF THE HUG AND A KISS ARE PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now let's talking about SHOWS CLOSING

[Title of Show]:  How much does this suck?  One of the only original things on right now and it's closing?  I know the grosses weren't that good but how much money do they need, it's 4 people and a keyboard....well 5 people but one has the keyboard.  I think July was a BAD time to debut, no one debuts in July, they should've picked the fall or closer to Tony season like ITH did.  I'm so glad though I have my autographed t-shirt though, that I think was Hunter's shirt because all the shirts were their shirts and it's pretty big not that Hunter is fat or anything but it wouldn't fit Jeff, or Susan or Heidi, leaving Hunter. 

Legally Blonde:  OMIGOD!  It was doing pretty well....or WAS....so you know what?  I blame MTV AND Bailey!  Yeah, this is why you don't replace a professional like Laura Bell Bundy with a random chick from....some southern state!  Even w/o LBB they did well...when Becky would u/s or Annaleigh or Haven!!!  I'm going to miss LB so much, it was a good, fun show that made people forget their troubles and think that everything can work out if you just keep it POSITIVE!

Xanadu:  I love Kerry Butler, I love Cheyenne Jackson and I'M GLAD IT'S CLOSING SO THEY CAN GET BETTER JOBS MORE DESERVING OF THEIR TALENT!!!

Let's see, anything else I want to say...OH who else thinks Broadway secrets has gotten dull as dishwater ever since they banned some secrets?  Doing it secrets were annoying and stupid but they were funny and started debates, now all we have is Idina/Kerry wars, LBB wars and...that's it!  ARGH!!!!!!!!!  Oh I'm seeing RENT in theaters tomorrow, so excited for that! 

Guess that's it...there's probably more but I'm blanking
XOXO,
Martha

So that's the title is involving three things:  1. My spanish teacher actually said No Me Diga and I lol'd...quietly but it was still a lol and 2. Noah is coming back to Luke on October 1st.  It's about time, seriously, how could he afford to go on this trip to Rome.  He better come back and not have some sort of drama, like..."Luke, this is my italian bf who I'm marrying and joining the army with."*Luke gets hit w/a pipe again* I also heard Kevin, Luke's old best friend/crush who hated Luke for being gay is coming back which will be good for DRAMA. 3.  ME AND MY FRIEND MO ARE GOING TO THE BROADWAY CARES FLEA MARKET/AUCTION ON SUNDAY!  It's going to be SO FUN!  Robin De Jesus, Karen Olivo, Chris Jackson, Mandy Gonzalez, Jake Silberman, Van Hansis, The cast of [Title of Show], Laura Benanti, and others are going to be there to meet! 2 & 3 aren't really no me diga ish unless you think of it as being excited.

TV UPDATE:

Gossip Girl- Dan and Serena:  SICK OF YOU TWO!  I'M GLAD YOU BROKE UP!  YOU WERE PISSING ME OFF ANYWAY.  How many times can two people have the same fight?  Who do they think they are MoJo? NO YOU GUYS AREN'T TWO LESBIANS!  I did like them together but right now it won't work.  Someday though, I do hope they reunite/Chuck & Blair:  Blair, YOU DON'T LOVE MARCUS.  You and Chuck were made for each other.  Marcus is a nice guy but him and Blair= NO!  I love how Chuck's need for sex rubbed off on Blair, I mean with Nate she was all it has to be special now she's like MARCUS HAVE SEX WITH ME!/Nate and Vanessa:  I feel SO bad for them.  Nate likes he so much and vice versa, they are really cute together.  I'm gonna bitch slap Catherine the Cougar's botox face/Jenny:  I'm liking her again.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR MATT DOYLE TO BE ERIC'S BF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One Tree Hill:  SADDEST EPISODE EVER!  Seriously, the school shooting episode wasn't that sad!  I miss Q so much.  I loved the decision to never have Jaime cry, there was something even more touching about that.  Oh um guys, BROOKE DIDN'T FALL DOWN THE STAIRS!      Look at her!  Does that look like the face/arm of a woman who FEEL DOWN THE STAIRS! No!  Nathan seems to be catching on though, so good for you Nate!  I loved his scene with Brooke because they are alike and I thought it was about time that was adressed.  I loved at the funeral when Deb went to comfort Skillz because yes it means their relationship will be exposed and Nathan will be like MOM EW YOU'RE DATING MY FRIEND but still it was sweet of her to put him first.  I MISS MOUTH!  Sorry that needed to be said, he and Millie need to come back from Omaha NOW!  Brooke needs them, Skillz needs them, Lucas needs them, I NEED THEM!

America's Next Top Model:  Isis needs to step up her game if she wants to take it all.  She's doing well but eh.  I miss the makeover bitching, I miss the good old days when Tyra told them what they were getting beforehand and didn't appear in the corner dressed like a fairy and tell me in a weird voice.  I also miss the girls being like I DON'T WANT TO DYE MY HAIR!  MY BOYFRIEND WON'T LOVE ME!  I still hate Clark, I don't dislike Hannah anymore, I still like the same girls.

I want Ugly Betty to come back on, I miss it!  Oh, I started watching Lincoln Heights and it's so funny, the acting is HORRIBLE.  The main couple is cute but the acting sucks!  It makes the Secret Life of the American Teenager look like Shakespeare.

I guess that's it

XOXO,
Martha

Has anyone noticed my title only has to do with the first thing I say and NOTHING else in the post.  Well it's happening AGAIN.

So my mom picked me up from school and it was later then expected and she couldn't find my dog's leash and she's claiming I have an attitude.  So she keeps getting mad and makes me cry and then she goes into Dunkin Dounts, gets back in the car and all of a sudden it's like NOTHING has happening.  It's so weird, she and I can't stay really mad at each other, we're like the Gilmore Girls but with more family drama less love drama. 

 

So One Tree Hill and Gossip Girl last night.

One Tree Hill:  I am such a Brucas traitor, I hate myself for liking the Leyton stuff.  Jaime and Q were ADORABLE!  However Q FRICKING DIED!  Does everyone who dies on the show get SHOT?!  Plus, the one episode where he finally talks about the future is the one where he DIES!  Ugh, I started crying and I had a Q flashback in my mind.  Plus, next week Jaime will be upset and crying so therefore I will cry harder because Jaime sad is the saddest thing ever.  Speaking of sad, poor Brooke!!!!  She looks so messed up and she is gorgeous so it takes A LOT to make her look bad.  Her and Deb are a really good match, Deb is being so sweet to her.  I love how the mom-less people (as in dead moms or never see moms) are basically Deb & Karen's kids:  Brooke, Peyton, Haley (Haley's mom is fine we just haven't seen her since Haley was 17).  Oh and um Victoria Davis, I know you can't read this but YOU ARE A BITCH!  WHO HIRES SOMEONE TO BEAT UP THEIR DAUGHTER!  How do I know it's her?  WHY WOULD THE GUY STEAL BROOKE'S SKETCHES?  HUH? HUH? HUH?!  One last comment about the episode, Peyton way to drop the ball.  Brooke did not get two HORRIBLE BLUDGED LOOKING BLACK EYES from FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS!  Also, "I can't find Brooke."  SHE WAS IN HER BEDROOM, YOU ARE A HORRIBLE FINDER, YOU PROBABLY WERE AN EPIC FAILURE AT EASTER EGG HUNTS!

Gossip Girl:  Dan & Serena, you have now convinced me your only connection is sex considering you don't care about anything else but having sex.  I know you're teenagers but you just had a terrible breakup, you can't makeup that fast!  Nate, dump the cougar okay sweetheart?  Yes, it was nice of her to give you cash but Chuck gave it first and he'll be in your life WAY longer than her.  Plus "Blair's father in law."  Yeah, that can't happen, you can't have slept with your daughter in law...ew.  Chuck and Blair, GET BACK TOGETHER NOW.  I know you two LOVE to play games but it's not working anymore!  Chuck is a very good friend by helping Nate though, he's the best.

So Rent closed, and I'm sad about it but not depressed or anything...in fact that's all I really have to say on the matter.  I thought I'd be devestated but I'm fine, I have my OBC recording, my movie soundtrack, my bible, I've seen it 3 times, and bought a ticket to see the filmed performance so I'm goood!  But Matt Doyle is a Renthead so I bet he's sad and that makes me sad, Matt Doyle sad is just horrible, he can't be sad!  I love Matt Doyle!  If Adam and I don't work out, then I'll marry Matt Doyle....I should make a husband order...cause that's not stalkerish at all, I'll write it later

XOXO,
Martha

Yes I will always write that, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!   <3

Back in school one day and I have a headache and a blister, that's not a good sign.  My classes weren't too bad though, I have at least one person in each class to talk to and stuff.  I'm also not a frosh anymore which is kickass!  That's actually all I got about school so...OTHER TOPICS

Gossip Girl:  Okay so I offically don't like Dan anymore.  He's become a TOTAL hypocrite, he was always judging everyone in season 1 and BAM! Season 2 starts he has two girlfriends and then right before they dump him, he gets all pissy at Serena for kissing Nate, HYPOCRITE!  Poor Nate, he's bad at picking girls.  Him and Blair:  She loves him, he doesn't.  He does, she doesn't.  Serena:  Wants her but she doesn't.  Vanessa:....WHY DID THEY BREAK UP? New older woman:  Oh well she's you know MARRIED, NATE!  Blair & Chuck:  Oh please, please, get back together, you two were made for each other!  Chuck why cou;dn't you say the three words, eight letters and she would've been yours!  Jenny is getting better though, and Eric was in it, he's my favorite actually, I know I said B&C but no it's Eric.

One Tree Hill:  So I feel like a MEGA traitor but the Leyton stuff was cute and I may not be so anti-them anymore.  The Naley stuff was cute too but OF COURSE, Nathan has to have back problems, can't his dreams just come true and he can play in the NBA?  Omigod Mouth & Millie were adorable!  Q teaching Jaime to dance was so cute, I mean a five year old white boy hip hopping, adorable!  As for Deb & Skills....jury's still out on them when it comes to me.  Now onto the one person I care about most:  Brooke Davis.  So fine she doesn't get Lucas but what she does get is her horrible mother back, someone shoplifting from her story, Mouth & Millie leaving her for Omaha and oh yeah SHE GETS ATTACKED!  If you watch the promos, she is so banged up, it takes a lot to make her look bad but wow!  She's gonna ask Deb how to use a gun and I hope Brooke doesn't go crazy cause she's the best!  I love though how for once Peyton won't have the mega problem this season and Sophia Bush can be put her amazing acting skills to good use.

90210:  Boring, skip it, Spring Awakening sold out and is being used on it.

Oh now onto my never ending famiy drama saga.  So my mother was going to meet my grandmother before she went back to Canada but the day before my grandmother calls her drunk or high or whatever.  She says that my mother is the reason my grandfather is dead, all my mother cares about is money, blah, blah, blah, blah, FUCK YOU GRANDMA!  That's pretty much it with her but my other grandmother sends me pictures of the Jonas Brothers and ask me if they're cute....wow.........

That's it for now I suppose....bye :)